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therapy virgin

Someone who has never been to therapy in their adult life. They make excuses for not going; for example, saying they don’t have time or that it’s too expensive or that the one therapist they contacted didn’t email back fast enough. They think the brain is magically separated from the rest of the human body and therefore, it’s OK to get help from health professionals for everything BESIDES their mental health, which they sorely neglect.
I thought that guy was hot until I found out he’s a therapy virgin. No way am I playing his on-call ‘therapistfor free.
by extrasubtle80 August 22, 2022
mugGet the therapy virginmug.

virgin

someone who practices the use of kleptomance at top lane with any given ranged champion.
most commonly used on kennen rat.
wow you are virgin
by virginhunter April 21, 2019
mugGet the virginmug.

turbo virgin

Someone that goes the extra mile to show the world that they're a kissless virgin. A good example is the countless meat riders who will argue till the end of time to defend their beloved Elon Musk who couldn't give 2 shits about their sad existence. Or the losers that call you slurs in a video game because they can't accept the fact that it's time to get a job and move out of their parents' basement.
"What's this guy's problem? I'm going 20 over and he's still on my bumper with high beams on."

"Pull over and let him pass. Don't let that turbo virgin bring you down to his level."
by derp25 January 16, 2025
mugGet the turbo virginmug.

forty cent virgin

1. A virgin who is unattractive.
2. An objectively unattractive person who you would still go out with.
dude 1: hey man, check that out
dude 2: oh, wow

dude 1: I hear she's a virgin
dude 2: yea, a forty cent virgin

dude 1: you'd still hit
dude 2: you know it, brother
by jayg244 October 3, 2025
mugGet the forty cent virginmug.

virgin

You.
James: Hey John you fucking virgin
John: I know.
by xbox_morroco August 5, 2020
mugGet the virginmug.

Social Circle Virgin

A person you met, and want to fuck, who hasn't had sex with anyone in your social circle. This makes for an uncomplicated inclusion of them with your friends and avoids drama / bad vibes.
Met a hot Social Circle Virgin (SCV) last night who knows my roommate but they never hooked up
by Kaono August 5, 2016
mugGet the Social Circle Virginmug.

Kansas City virgin

Noun: A girl who only will have anal sex so she may maintain her true "virgin" status.
Steve: Angela and I only do it in the butt. She wants to save herself until she's married.

Mike: Oh, she's a Kansas City virgin!
by AJ Locke April 18, 2018
mugGet the Kansas City virginmug.

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