Golden Turd Syndrome

A perverse and especially reprehensible psychological disorder involving a fictional process called turd alchemy, which leads to mere mortals believing they are actually gods due to their enormous wealth.

Elon Musk, a person with a combination of surprisingly substandard intelligence, impulsivity, enormous drive and dumb luck, is probably the most well-known poster person for Golden Turd Syndrome.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 22, 2022

rolled off a turd

A fart that smells so shifty, it must've rolled off a turd before escaping the butthole.

That one smells like it rolled off a turd.

by K-ILL April 7, 2016

Sad turd on the roof

Sad turd on the roof is a saying used to describe an ugly bird on your roof. used commonly by 11 year olds.

i hear a Sad turd on the roof on our roof

by TiltedMC December 10, 2019

Polished Pig Turd

Someone who thinks there all that and still nothing but a Pig Turd, hence the word Polished Pig Turd.
Snotty stuckup.
Snotty, being better then others.
Highbrow, above all.
Polished, cover up, blowing smoke.

Someone who is no better then someone else, but thinks they are: Polished Pig Turd. Snotty, Snobby, Highbrow
People in the Valley and Galeton area no who you are.

(People) (Polished) (Pig) (Turd) (better)

by Wynnette McCullen October 4, 2013

potato turd slime

Secretions that derive from a rotten potato. Often thick in viscosity, these liquids resemble human diarrhea both visually and scent.

"Susan, I just found some potato turd slime from the potatoes you bought for last Thanksgiving and it stinks!"

by Neo2224 June 18, 2017

coming off a turd

A special category of farts. These babies pack a punch and can clear a room.

Caused by not having had a bowel movement and the farts get that extra smelly boost from the deuce on deck.

I hate when someone drops ass in the subway.

I know. Especially one "coming off a turd"

by Cosmo88 November 17, 2017

turd sandwich

something nasty

ewww this pasta taste like a turd sandwich

by german9pacman February 15, 2010