"I'm trying to pick a stall, but the handicap one has no toilet paper and the small one has a fat toilet corndog floating in it"
by Cucktagon April 13, 2020

by J-Dizzle shit pants February 7, 2014

anyone who mentions this sad fucking excuse for a meme can shut the fuck up and never speak again. they are either 3 or annoying as fuck. if you watch it, get off this sight right now and apologize to your family for being born.
by imaduck12 March 7, 2024

"Skibidi Toilet" is an animated youtube series made by an animator known as DaFuq!?Boom!
This sad excuse for television has unfortunately plagued the youtube shorts feed with terrible content, I have attempted experimenting with my little brother by showing him the first episode, I write this in my attic as he has become a raging skibidi toilet addict, and he is trying to get his hands on any electronic possible. This started off funny as a stupid joke that got a few laughs when someone brought it up but now its gotten too far, the toddlers are fighting eachother for the IPads, Its not longer safe. DaFuq!?Boom! has been planning this all along hes going to make a toddler army. Somebody! call for help! Call the president, Call captain Kirk, Call Max Verstappen! I dont care who needs to be called, we need to stop this!
This sad excuse for television has unfortunately plagued the youtube shorts feed with terrible content, I have attempted experimenting with my little brother by showing him the first episode, I write this in my attic as he has become a raging skibidi toilet addict, and he is trying to get his hands on any electronic possible. This started off funny as a stupid joke that got a few laughs when someone brought it up but now its gotten too far, the toddlers are fighting eachother for the IPads, Its not longer safe. DaFuq!?Boom! has been planning this all along hes going to make a toddler army. Somebody! call for help! Call the president, Call captain Kirk, Call Max Verstappen! I dont care who needs to be called, we need to stop this!
Observation of toddlers watching Skibidi Toilet
Toddler 1: "lets watch Skibidi Toilet!"
Toddler 2: "YAY!"
Toddler 1:"Here it is! on my Ipad!"
Toddler 2: "Lets watch!"
Toddler 1&2 begin watching skibidi toilet, they watch for the next 4 hours and 57 minutes until the IPads battery dies
Toddler 1: "lets watch Skibidi Toilet!"
Toddler 2: "YAY!"
Toddler 1:"Here it is! on my Ipad!"
Toddler 2: "Lets watch!"
Toddler 1&2 begin watching skibidi toilet, they watch for the next 4 hours and 57 minutes until the IPads battery dies
by GoFigure0 January 29, 2025

one of the most expensive things you can buy during the CoronaVirus because everyone is buying it.
you simply cant find it anywhere
For some reason people think wiping their ass is more important than eating or drinking
you simply cant find it anywhere
For some reason people think wiping their ass is more important than eating or drinking
by TheWhitestIndian April 13, 2020

The act of putting a toilet paper roll vertical on the holder to show your gay lover he can sneak in when your wife is asleep tonight. This is an advanced move that needs at least a level 5 peeping Tom as the male mistress. Is common among boys/men names Chris that have long skinny dicks and gigantic mushroom tips. Beware.
Hey Tony look out for my “Vertical Toilet Paper” tonight ;).
Let Mo know he missed out on my “Vertical Toilet paper”
Let Mo know he missed out on my “Vertical Toilet paper”
by Rufio171 February 22, 2018

by iluvdarkthrone 🖤 June 12, 2024
