Old Man Shivits

A cranky, whiny elderly person. Fuck you Wrinkles.

THAT'S NOT WHAT I WANTED

Why don't you get laid again?!?! Old man shivits...

by yursh22 July 5, 2017

day-old refries

looks terrible,awful ,exhausted

He looked like day-old refries.

by Renewer February 11, 2018

The Old Bottom Nostril

What you use for boofing; anus. Also known as the prison pocket.

Dude, John is a maniac. He did a Manhattan Powdered Donut in the Old Bottom Nostril.

by Slizzleslice March 8, 2022

crackin the old hog

Masturbation or self pleasure

He was up all night crackin the old hog.

by Dayyyyo March 3, 2022

CEO of Old Behaviors

Someone who continues to exhibit compulsive bad behaviors despite negative physical and social consequences and then craving the attention and forgiveness of those impacted by this behavior.

The Leprechaun of Blarney is the CEO of old behaviors.

by Loyalist February 3, 2021

grow old and fart

This is a very serious definition, it normally used when someone is getting angry. I used it in the sentence “I dislike how people grow old and fart waggot you” my friend answered with “are you mentally ok?” This can be used to stop arguments and help with. Child vocabulary.

“I dislike how people grow old and fart waggot you” my friend answered with “are you mentally ok?”

by the_fatherless_child_112233 December 19, 2021

Old town road

Literally THE ONLY THING MY ANNOYING FRIENDS SING. You got to admit it is a good song.
If your teachers want to do a parody of this don’t let them it will not end out great...
It’s good I guess.

I’m going to take my horse on the old town road

by Stupid as usual October 7, 2019