Jake

The weirdest but coolest person you've probably met.

1: Oh hey look it's a Jake!
2: Oh cool.

by mcfuckmeintheass October 11, 2019

Jake

Jake is a douche bag.

“That guy Jake isn’t nice

by Jacobias October 13, 2019

Jake

Jake is super cool and any day of the week will beat mrs.sayers in a rap battle

Mrs.sayers: yr really good at battling
Jake:i know

by Super cool dood rood October 14, 2019

Jake

A bitch

You're a Jake

by mcfebble October 15, 2019

Jake

He’s sweet, respectful and okay. He gets a few girls but is very kind to everyone. He loves to eat food. He treats a girl like a queen. hot looking. Very pretty eyes.

timona: you see jake over there
Rachel: yea he’s sooo hot
timina: get chu someeeee ;)

by An.angel October 15, 2019

Jake

and old slang word used from about 1900-1940 or so (though more notably used in the days of prohibition. It's meaning is the same as how you would use 'well' or 'good', usually when describing a scenario

how bout's you get that gat outta my face, and everything'll be jake

by SФviet May 15, 2018

Jake-Lembo

when a guy can't get it up...especially on a holiday or involving alcohol.

Dude, that guy pulled a serious Jake-Lembo last night.

by ARVEDA May 16, 2018