Definitions by ARVEDA

Squirrel Pig

Environmental police officer.

Hey, look a squirrel pig.

Squirrel Pig by ARVEDA December 14, 2018

Jake-Lembo 

when a guy can't get it up...especially on a holiday or involving alcohol.

Dude, that guy pulled a serious Jake-Lembo last night.

Jake-Lembo by ARVEDA May 16, 2018