by Lack of Brain Oxygen December 25, 2021
Get the Bust in a Cowmug. Chronic condition whereby twice a day milking just doesn’t cut it. Self milking can occur up to six times especially if the hot cleaner bends over a lot.
by Quagmire Ton bastardo December 12, 2019
Get the Mad cow diseasemug. by UrBestFriendVoid69 October 27, 2020
Get the Cow Artmug. by Eckybear October 8, 2016
Get the Cow Flappingmug. by volcano.man August 3, 2021
Get the Atomic Cowmug. A woman who is naturally thick, strong, and well-built—like she’s been raised on real food and hard work, not processed nonsense. She ain’t no fast food snack—she’s a whole farm-to-table entrée. Muscles, curves, and attitude all in one juicy package. Think curves, power, and presence. She’s healthy, hearty, and holds it down.
by SoggySpaghetti June 4, 2025
Get the Grass-fed Cowmug. by EVOLCB December 1, 2021
Get the Cowmug.