A freight train is a hockey player that is so strong and aggressive that they completely run over anybody who gets in their way. A freight train will not only lay you out when you have the puck but also run you over if you try to get in their way or hit them when they have possession.
Guy 1 - "Dude, Ben is laying out their whole team."
Guy 2 - "I know, buddy's a fucking freight train."
Guy 2 - "I know, buddy's a fucking freight train."
by SunnyB31 August 9, 2024

People who enter a train and get stuck at the door forcing everyone else to have to squeeze past them even though there's ample space further inside the compartment. Sort of like lint in the dryer.
See also, train lint catcher - a person who yells at train lint to move further in and stop blocking the door.
See also, train lint catcher - a person who yells at train lint to move further in and stop blocking the door.
Man there was so much train lint on the 9:02 this morning, I feel like I've been in a mosh-pit. We could've really used a train lint catcher.
by jeamish February 25, 2021

by Anon Skeptic October 6, 2017

Used when conforming to what a friend wants to do rather than what you want / the better alternative.
Bro: "Hey hop on this game"
Me: "nah lets hop on this one instead"
Bro: "please"
Me: "Let's hop on the andrew train, I guess"
Me: "nah lets hop on this one instead"
Bro: "please"
Me: "Let's hop on the andrew train, I guess"
by Gnp_lover3 September 9, 2023

by Gas Sniffer November 20, 2020

by Yeeeeeerytrjxjfds November 23, 2021

A group of 2 or more people (often, but not necessarily, LADS) embarking on a common journey to no place in particular, united by the sole aim of having a laugh.
Lad 1: Man, today is a slow news day.
Lad 2: Tell me about it...what times does the 'banter train' leave?
*Enter Lad 3*
Lad 3: All aboard! First stop 'Japes City'!
Lad 2: Tell me about it...what times does the 'banter train' leave?
*Enter Lad 3*
Lad 3: All aboard! First stop 'Japes City'!
by Arbie H November 27, 2013
