air droppin' turds

When you take a snap shot of a turd on your iphone, then you air drop it to random people in a crowd.

I was on a plane and I was air droppin' turds!

by dr rocket December 8, 2018

potato turd slime

Secretions that derive from a rotten potato. Often thick in viscosity, these liquids resemble human diarrhea both visually and scent.

"Susan, I just found some potato turd slime from the potatoes you bought for last Thanksgiving and it stinks!"

by Neo2224 June 18, 2017

rolled off a turd

A fart that smells so shifty, it must've rolled off a turd before escaping the butthole.

That one smells like it rolled off a turd.

by K-ILL April 7, 2016

Sad turd on the roof

Sad turd on the roof is a saying used to describe an ugly bird on your roof. used commonly by 11 year olds.

i hear a Sad turd on the roof on our roof

by TiltedMC December 10, 2019

Polished Pig Turd

Someone who thinks there all that and still nothing but a Pig Turd, hence the word Polished Pig Turd.
Snotty stuckup.
Snotty, being better then others.
Highbrow, above all.
Polished, cover up, blowing smoke.

Someone who is no better then someone else, but thinks they are: Polished Pig Turd. Snotty, Snobby, Highbrow
People in the Valley and Galeton area no who you are.

(People) (Polished) (Pig) (Turd) (better)

by Wynnette McCullen October 4, 2013

coming off a turd

A special category of farts. These babies pack a punch and can clear a room.

Caused by not having had a bowel movement and the farts get that extra smelly boost from the deuce on deck.

I hate when someone drops ass in the subway.

I know. Especially one "coming off a turd"

by Cosmo88 November 17, 2017

turd sandwich

something nasty

ewww this pasta taste like a turd sandwich

by german9pacman February 15, 2010