dadding

Like regular parenting, but with more dick jokes, nerf guns, and pockets.

It's dadding time.

by GivenUp November 19, 2018

lana's dad

Lana's dad - typically used to refer to someone that is deceased.

Child: "Have you seen grandpa?"

Mom: "No, grandpa committed a lana's dad."

by AUST`N September 20, 2021

dad

Person that is nice to you gets you get anything love you and always the best out of you

"My dad is the best person in the world"

by pog champing 15 March 3, 2022

My dad is blank

My dad is blank= an argument commonly used by little kids in online where they falsely claim that one of their parents (usually their dad, However the parent can be of any gender) owns either what theyre arguing about or the platform theyre arguing on.

"Oh yeah? Well my dad is the author of insert comic book series so im automatically a bigger fan of it than you!"
"My dad owns roblox he will hack you >:("
"My parents own every icecream store and they both said that chocolate is the best flavour!"
All three are examples of the "my dad is blank" argument.

by EuropeanImmigrant August 9, 2024

Ur dad

U don’t have one

Ur dad

LOL u don’t have a dad

by Benofil December 5, 2021

Dad

The person that's still buying milk

Kid: Hey mum, where's dad?

Mother: Buying milk

by imtheasexualone November 26, 2022

Dead Beat Dad

Vergil the Main Antagonist
of the Devil May Cry franchise.

the ultimate dead beat dad

who doesn't pay child support & evades his parental responsibilities

"He's your father" -Dante

by Nero Sparda July 25, 2022