Russian Crab Trap

The act of slapping your crab infested cock across someone’s face. While at the same time blowing a large load of jizz across their face and hair. The impact dislodging some of the crabs only to be trapped in the jizz.

Sarah: Did you see Katie’s hair?
Megan: Yeah she looks like she got a Russian Crab Trap last night.
Sarah: All the cum explains her split ends

by FuckJakeFromStateFarm February 19, 2020

Russian love tap

To knock out someone with a strong punch.

Yea so this guy named Nathan was being a bitch so I have him a Russian love tap.

by GreyTheHuman February 20, 2020

russian cheesecake

when you pour vodka down your partners ass and drink it like a shot of vodka

MAN I ate her like Russian Cheesecake and she screamed,"MOTHERLAND!!!"

by motherland dad March 9, 2020

russian haircut

a prank, commonly pulled by students at school, involving the act of rubbing the bent knuckles of the index and middle fingers aggressively against the surface of the scalp, resulting in a friction burn caused by the pulling of the skin of the scalp and the pulling of the hair

on international culture day at school, many were fascinated when listening to igor’s presentation on russian culture, except that changed after his demonstration of the russian haircut.

by yggLLd March 13, 2020

cold russian

Sex act, possibly in a dream sense., where one partner feeds the other a white claw; whilst holding said white claw with nothing more than their genitals.

So you’re the girl that gave my son a Cold Russian.

by Babyshitdick June 6, 2020

Russian abuse

The act of committing abuse against a Russian

You can’t hit me! That’s Russian abuse you cyka!

by Veryangryrussianthatgothit July 26, 2020

Reverse Russian

An alias for a philipino girl. Usually russian girls look way older then they are and philipino girls always look way younger then they are. So in short Philipinos are reverse russians.

Bro its a fucking pedophile!
- Chill bro its a reverse russian

by Cockslammer054 August 7, 2020