Donkey Punch Jackpot

Before engaging in anal intercourse, a roll of coins is inserted into the vagina. Anal sex then takes place, when the male nears orgasm, he concusses the woman thus tensing her body increasing sexual gratification. After her body relaxes, the coins then fall out, JACKPOT.

"Dude, that ho was so dirty last night, she was so keen for a donkey punch jackpot"

by the manson impact May 2, 2010

Punching the Turkey Sub

1. Drinking an excessive amount of alcohol with your wife on "date night" resulting in the drunk hungry's, which can only be satisfied by a trip to the local sub shop for a foot long. After deciding one sub isn't enough she tries to grab yours and when denied punches the sub out of your hands. The evening ends with no midnight meal and no consummation of date night, leaving you with no option but to " Punch the turkey sub" yourself.

Date night ended with Jen passed out and me "Punching the Turkey Sub."

by HarryTanline April 10, 2010

tropical punch

The phrase 'tropical punch' can be said when something, or someone, is of annoyance. It has its meanings in the depths of a fruity substance, and a physical action. The use of this phrase is the same as saying 'punch' or 'I have the intent to puch you because you're a fuck.'

Can also be said as 'punch - tropical style'

see also: punch, tropical, judy (and punch), and bowl-reserve.

Bob: Hey GB
GB: Yea?
Bob: ur a gaylord
GB: tropical punch. *walks off*

ALSO

GRELF: We're cool
GB: tropical. *rolls eyes*
GRELF: HAHA TROPICAL!!...i dont get it.
GB: ur not meant to.

by bob183730974 January 2, 2009

punching the cock clock

While having sex with a pregnant woman, the fetus still in utero, forcably inserts it's fist into the male's urethra.

Through x-ray you can see the fetus punching the cock clock on his own daddy.

by Eric K. August 4, 2006

Punch me face

A persons face that simply by its presence demands action, usually punching (kicking, slapping or stabbing also apply).

Victims are helpless to resist physically damaging people who don't cover up their 'Punch me face' due to an allergic reaction with the optic nerve.

Examples include but are not limited to: Justin Bieber, The cast of jersey shore

Person1: There is a Justin Bieber gig tonight.
Person2: They have to pay security A LOT to keep the audience back at his gigs
Person1: why? His musak sucks!
Person2: Yes, but he has punch me face
Person1: You mean like the cast of Jersey Shore?
Person2: Correct Sir!

by punchlinestapler September 25, 2010

Mongolian Taco Punch

A sexual maneuver where a man is fisting a woman who is pregnant and tickles the fetus.

That preggo bitch got one helluva Mongolian Taco Punch last night

by planmandan January 27, 2009

Fisty McDonkey Punch

When a woman with sizable hands, like that of the hammer of Thor, uses them to deal irreparable damage to her partner's colon. While in the act of fisting her partner, the woman donkey punches her partner in the side, causing the partner to scream. When this occurs, the woman shoves a McChicken into the open mouth.

I was hungry AND horny last night. It was a good thing she have me the old Fisty McDonkey Punch.

by The REAL McDonkey Punch June 6, 2011