playing coy

to avoid giving direct answers, a shy manipulative way to keep your information to yourself

Ben: i asked Kye about the fight but he wouldn’t tell me anything i didn’t already know
Eli: i’d say he’s just not a rat, but Kye is always playing coy

playing coy by coywow May 20, 2021

Player Way

playerway... All Day Everyday...

I Do Everything the Player Way!!

Player Way by Nice Boi December 17, 2011

get the fuck out of my room i'm playing minecraft 

A 7 second video of a man holding a camera walking into a room and then being greeted with a preteen playing minecraft and is mad because his PvP skills suck.

*Opens door*
"GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT!"

get the fuck out of my room i'm playing minecraft by cute fwuffy furry!! UwU~ hehe January 1, 2017

euphonium player 

A very talented sexy musican who is a natural born kisser

That euphonium player is a sexy beast

euphonium player by talented man September 12, 2015

Plaype 

Forcing someone to read the works of William Shakespeare.

Becky got playped.

Plaype by BlueJayWay1998 January 26, 2018

playing yo-yo with a turd 

When you have to shit so bad that you can feel a turd breaking the surface only for you to pull it back in, as if your ass is playing yo-yo with a shit.

Guy 1: Dude, we gotta stop soon.
Guy 2: Nah man, you can make it.
Guy 1: No, seriously. I've been playing yo-yo with a turd for the last ten miles. It's about time to walk the dog if you know what I'm saying.

playing yo-yo with a turd by Nerples December 23, 2013

playing suckie face 

kissing

the kids are down in the basement playing suckie face

playing suckie face by pussy bee October 29, 2019