mount tom day camp

The BEST camp ever even though it is day camp. We have a special event almost every day. There are many different age groups starting from almost 3 years old! There are lots of sports and lots of things to do at any time

What camp do you go to?
I go to Mount Tom Day Camp
A day camp? isn’t that boring?
No it’s really fun

by oggaly boogaly June 28, 2019

Major Tom (Coming Home)

Standing there alone, the ship is waiting
All systems are go, are you sure?
Control is not convinced
But the computer has the evidence
No need to abort
The countdown starts
Watching in a trance, the crew is certain
Nothing left to chance, all is working
Trying to relax, up in the capsule
"Send me up a drink", jokes Major Tom
The count goes on
Four, three, two, one
Earth below us
Drifting, falling
Floating, weightless
Calling, calling home
Second stage is cut, we're now in orbit
Stabilizers up, running perfect
Starting to collect requested data
"What will it effect, when all is done?"
Thinks Major Tom
Back at ground control there is a problem
Go to rockets full, not responding
"Hello Major Tom, are you receiving?
Turn the thrusters on, we're standing by"
There's no reply
Four, three, two, one
Earth below us
Drifting, falling
Floating, weightless
Calling, calling home
Across the stratosphere
A final message, "Give my wife my love"
Then nothing more
Far beneath the ship, the world is mourning
They don't realize, he's alive
No one understands but Major Tom sees
Now the light commands, this is my home
I'm coming home

Earth below us
Drifting, falling
Floating, weightless
Coming home
Earth below us
Drifting, falling
Floating, weightless
Coming home
Earth below us
Drifting, falling
Floating, weightless
Coming, coming home
Home
Home
Home
Home
Home
Home
Home
Home

Major Tom (Coming Home)

by Death Menace June 19, 2023

Tom and Jerry in War of the Whiskers

Tom and Jerry in War of the Whiskers is a fighting game similar to the likes of Power Stone. It was created in 2002 made for the PS2, GameCube, and Xbox, though the PS2 version was the only one released outside of america it is also missing a few key parts that are in the GameCube and Xbox versions. The game starts out with a limited selection of characters and stages you can unlock more via the single player mode. Alternatively you can unlock everything with cheat codes.

Will: Gene, do you want to play Tom and Jerry in War of the Whiskers for GameCube later today?
Gene: Of course I do!

by Hobbes .T. Hero August 26, 2020

Gay Old Aunt Tom

The hashtag #GOAT has always been associated to "Greatest of All Time".
In honor of THE GOAT, #12 Tom Brady of the New England Patriots.
We introduce the true definition of GOAT. Gay. Old. Aunt. Tom.

Tom Brady sure is an annoying fool, but be nice to Gay Old Aunt Tom, he is sweet even if mentally challenged.

by chinoalfonz April 14, 2017

Tom at number 19

He is a strange boy and likes to suck cock. He is of course a gay boy. What a wierd boy.

Tom is gay and sucks cock. This can be used for anyone but in this case it is being used for Tom at number 19.

by richh12 January 28, 2006

The Tom Brady effect

When your significant other expects you of cheating (even though you didn't) and they are so sure of it (even with no evidence) that they take any chance they can to destroy your good name

Guy: *meets girl* *attempts to take to girl*
Girl: aren't you Richard? Didn't you date Madison?
Guy: yeah
Girl: don't talk to me she told me you cheated
Guy: I didn't do anything!
Girl: why would she say that
Guy:The Tom Brady effect

by kam11345 February 10, 2017

Tom Turkey Booty Call

The act in which one inserts their face between a pair of a women's booty cheeks and makes an effective turkey call sounding like an agitated tom wild turkey during the breeding season.

Brandon. "Man did you hear John totally tom turkey booty called that bitch at the party last night" Dave. "Really"?! "Damn that's fucked"!

by Captain Stoney November 22, 2019