by James Brucellosis March 25, 2016
A flashbang wank is when an individual decides to masturbate or engage in sexual intercourse whilst tackling a throbbing headache before the event. The word ‘flashbang’ comes from the sheer brain fuckery that is experienced after ejaculation. The pain is so awful that you don’t even have time to clean up the bodily fluids due to having a strong urge to hold your head against a pillow to calm the pain.
I had a flashbang wank earlier babe, and it was the most unsatisfactory wank i have ever fucking had. However, it wont stop me from flashbang fucking the shit out of you later.
by Cum shoot January 21, 2021
by cyclopentane June 27, 2023
Wank hand is the term used to describe witch particular hand was used in the event of frequent wank sessions.
by Lugzy_yt November 02, 2019
When Mark found videos of his wife Jessie having an affair he quickly found himself Jealousy Wanking.
by IndiLee November 09, 2023
When a couple is having an argument and he slams a door in partners face, blames partner, and starts wanking with his pocket pussy and proceeds to tell partner what he is doing.
"Had argunent with my boyfriend last night and instead of resolving the issue he walked off into another room ignoring all further positive communication and proceeded to fury wank."
by Mushiewushie May 10, 2024
by Barry charver October 10, 2021