First guy: Dude the other day i kick over all my brothers Lego
Other Guy: Godzilla Wank?
First guy: Yep
Other Guy: Godzilla Wank?
First guy: Yep
by Peter crouch August 21, 2018

When a man masturbates, usually at home or at a friend’s, with the door open to increase the risk of getting caught. This can produce a very powerful orgasm.
by CircumcisedCanadian January 12, 2020

Jordan "Mam guess what i just did" Jordan's Mam"What did you just do" Jordan"I had a soft wank with your glove and its all soggy"
by Softwank69 June 18, 2016

When you are trying to masturbate and your girlfriend, mom, sister, Aunt, etc. walks past and you have to quickly change the website.
Guy 1: Did you see the porn website I emailed you?
Guy2: No, I couldn't, my mom was home and I had to multi-wank, but I did it when she fell asleep.
Guy2: No, I couldn't, my mom was home and I had to multi-wank, but I did it when she fell asleep.
by Tylah808 March 23, 2011

The shameful act of standing on Whitstable harbour, giving yourself a reach around to erect the old rogering tool then dunking your corey in some curry sauce and then scream seagull noises so the birds fly down and peck your little pecker off (you get 1 point for every person who looks, 2 points for spastics and 3 points for the feds)
Roger done too many Gary’s last night and tanged a ‘Whitstonian Wank’ in front of like 20 kids last night, he got nicked for animal cruelty and indecent exposure to underage kids.
by Z Noodle April 6, 2021

Fuck Hank loves a pokey bum wank as his standard way of getting off, think it's the prostrate contact he enjoys the most
by KenNeth Roote December 2, 2020

by RicoIsNonce August 25, 2023
