The Helmers Two-Hit

Where you can only take two drags of a bowl (420) unless you wanna die

*passing a joint*
Guy 1: Bro, you barely took a drag!
Guy 2: I had my 2- got the Helmers two-hit
Guy 1: Ahhh, respect bro, good luck

by Mr_Boo August 19, 2023

shit hits the fan

When something like a discussion or debate that is already heated eventually sparks chaos, usually due to none of the participants or anyone else calming things down.

Person 1: Now if you talk about politics in \b\, you should know that eventually, shit hits the fan, and you'll basically just be over.

by OoftheDoof! July 19, 2021

I'ma hit you on it

To meet up, get up, contact someone (via text message, phone call, show up at their door, facebook or other social media, etc.)

Adin ross made it

@blixkooo on instagram

I'ma hit you on it dude

by Kiddchina August 7, 2021

Hit Ebony Day

A national holiday where it is completely legal to hit a person named Ebony Denise Wade.

Ebony Denise Wade: He-

You: *hits her in the back of the head*

Ebony: WHY DID YOU DO THAT??

You: Because it’s Hit Ebony Day!!

by swag___ October 18, 2022

Hit and run journalism

When the story you're working on doesn't fit your prefered historiography.

When you're doing hit and run journalism you're not only publishing a story without apologizing for said story being anachronistic but you forgot to attach your bibliography.

by Sexydimma October 21, 2022

Hit the tip on the camera

It is a common request on tiktok or twitch live streams where the viewer is requesting that the streamer hit their glans against the camera to simulate a turkey slap over the stream.

Viewer: Hit the tip on the camera
Streamer: Tiktok will ban me if I do that

by Balinda696969 May 10, 2022

Shit hit the drain

Malaphor of the idioms "Shit hit the fan" and "Down the drain"

When something so nasty works out so right it is as if you took a shit and it went straight down the drain as it fell.

"Bro I told Brittany I wanted to tie her legs to the ceiling, strip her down, and coat her in cream cheese and the broad says she wants to see me Friday night! The shit hit the drain for real this time man."

by LemmeStikMyToungueInYoButthole January 6, 2022