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Matthew

Matthew is my best friend
by Well I’m not October 15, 2022
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Matthew Berry

The act of defecating on your partners face while jamming berries up their rectum.
That chick was a real freak. I cleaned out the grocery store giving her a Matthew Berry.”
by SchwiftyShades September 23, 2021
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jayden and matthew

these guys are most likely best friends and play Minecraft. always make jokes about their other friend. they also love paladins
Watch out here comes Jayden and Matthew
by Robot6226 July 7, 2021
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Matthew

Bitch who punches everyone, things he’s gonna get head from Hannah and is a bull shitter
Man: oh hi Matthew don’t tell me hannah walked off without u
by Eat my vag October 21, 2017
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matthew vickery

The coolest and most epic person ever
Yoo look at that Matthew vickery

He is so cool
by Issach galleway July 15, 2021
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Matthew Lotz

An absolute mad man. Strongest high schooler in the US and possibly North America. Squatting a remarkable 500 lbs at 16 years old with depth. No one can stop this beast. Receiving offers from 9 Big Ten schools for tight end. Kyle Pitts needs to watch his back.
Did you see Matthew Lotz snag that toe tapper?! Pop off beast! #D1 Lotz
by ClEmSoN CoMmIt April 26, 2021
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Matthew

Matty is the cutest guy you will ever meet. He is charming, good-looking, and very nice. He can get on your nerves at some times, but he is the best guy in North Shore and Switzerland. I am the only caffeine in his life.
I wish my Matthew would like me, since I see him everywhere.
by GraceforMatty May 16, 2022
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