Devious Lick

Stealing a school urinal or soap dispenser for TikTok clout.

Person 1:"Yo bro I just got caught doing a devious lick by the janitor"
Person 2:"L BOZOOOO"

by DietCock September 13, 2021

lick before you lap

The doggie-variation of da famous "scope wid yer peepuhz before you jump in wid both feet" proverb, this advises all furry canines to carefully sniff/taste something for true safety/edibility before guzzling it down.

Fido with soap-bubbles fizzing out his nostrils Gee whillikerz --- I shoulda followed my mama's advice to "lick before you lap" --- I shoulda known that bucket was fulla used dishwater before I greedily stuck my thirsty snout into it!

by QuacksO July 9, 2018

cherry lick

Cherry lick. A common abbreviation for Cunnilingus. To lick the cherry of a woman or to dine at the Y.

Did she give you a blowjob first? Or was your time for a Cherry lick?

by Goatbein December 18, 2022

devious lick

A 2021 TikTok trend where one successfully steals something from a public property, most often from school or work. Many devious licks consist of stealing projectors, whiteboards, clocks, locker doors, desks, soap dispensers, sinks, toilets, urinals, or computers. Unsuccessful licks often result in juvenile detention or jail time.

Lucas: Broooo, I hit the best devious luck last night!!!! (Pulls out Chromebook)
Aidan: Oh, my GOD, Lucas, you stole a Chromebook, you hit a devious lick?!?! Why?!?! You’re gonna get in trouble!!!!! And Chromebooks suck anyways!!!! Jesus Christ.

by Cinnamon_Girl 🖤 September 26, 2021

Devious lick

A devious luck is when a student steals/ruins things from your school and not getting caught. Such as urinals, bathroom stall doors, water fountains, chalk boards, etc.

Ex.

Chad: Yo, Matt! Did you hear about the devious lick Andrew got yesterday?

Matt: No I didn’t. What was it this time?

Chad: We’ll you know Andy, always with the revois licks. But this time we went too far, and took the tampon machine out of the girls bathroom.

Matt: Dude no way! Such a devious lick!

by bathroomlicker September 14, 2021

licking the table cloth

Licking the butthole hair after some one takes a shit

Tyler had to go but there wasn't any toilet paper so James started "licking the table cloth"

by THE TABLE HANDLER September 12, 2017

Devious Lick

Stealing or damaging an object from school with the hopes of getting views of TikTok.

“Did you see this Devious Lick?”
“Is that the one where he stole a soap dispenser?”

by Abby From Wii Sports September 15, 2021