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Someone, often with blue hair and heavy breasts, who identifies themselves as a queer zucchini. Common pronouns include zucchini/zucchiniself, im/valid, ze/zir, and i/hate/your/opinion. If you refer to a genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini as "he", "she", or "they", you are violently misgendering them and deserve to rot in a hole along with Adolf Hitler. Anybody who is remotely skeptical of this identity is actively contributing to genocide. Also, a genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini is typically welcoming toward a polyamorous relationship with up to 35 participants, as well as a relationship with a minor between 13 and 18 years of age.
I identify as a genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini.
by dadydonald May 22, 2024
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lesbian

a shorter way of saying your lazy or tired
"man im feeling pretty lesbian right now"

"yeah me too, let's go to bed"
by Mithie hamburger March 29, 2022
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Shock Value Lesbian

A lesbian that frequently jokes about relations with a man for shock value. The man referenced is often a fictional character.
The Salesman could give me the choice between the bread or the lottery ticket, and I would reach for his waistband! – a shock value lesbian
by anonymous January 18, 2025
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lesbian

non male being attracted to non male / female aligned people. and no you can't turn them straight.
Joe: Yo I bet Victoria will go on a date with me.
Frank: No dude, she's a lesbian, she doesn't want you.
by robertcaliforniaz December 26, 2021
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lesbian weekend

The act of lesbian couples shacking up after knowing each other for only a short period of time.

A lesbian weekend generally goes something like this:

On Friday, they go on a first date
On Saturday, they rent a UHaul
On Sunday, the adopt a cat together
Did you hear about Sue and Barb? They had a lesbian weekend and now live down the street
by Dpeters756 January 7, 2017
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Lesbian

“I get lesbians
by Motherinnit June 9, 2021
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Lesbian

A nonman who feels sexual or romantic attraction (typically both) towards non men and nonmen only. Whether it’s a women with another women and a nonbinary with a women.
They’re a lesbian, meaning they like girls
by Cyadella August 7, 2022
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