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Kevin

Kevin is an Independent man who makes a lot of money, whether he have dreads , a low cut or curly hair he still is very handsome. Kevin is funny he never fails to make somebody laugh , when you are feeling down just call a Kevin and he will brighten your day. Kevin has his ways of making people mad by playing to much but that’s just him.
OMG, Kevin just made him fall and laughed.
by Micheal8100 November 21, 2023
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Kevin

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1: hey have you heard about Kevin?
2: 👽
by TheOneWhoLeftItAllBehind November 21, 2023
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Kevin

Kevin is Kevin. There's is nobody quite like him; a genius but dumb, questionable looking but handsome, always improving but lazy, and close but so distant. In some ways he is a mystery, but in other ways he's an open book. He's loyal and honest and that's what makes him Kevin. Value him, at some point he may leave but that doesn't mean he'll forget about you. It'll be as if you all never stopped talking when he's back. However, his fear of rejection will cause him to bottle up so many feelings. It's also difficult to gain his trust, but once you do he'll be grateful to and for you. Kevin, if you see this, thank you for being you. ♡
by The_incognito_writer November 21, 2023
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Kevin

Damn kevin got 8 chins!
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Kevin

Kevin's are very handsome and touchy-feely. They start to undress you immediately after meeting. You might feel the urge to sit on Kevin's lap and tell him what you want for Christmas.

*But just know before you get attached... that Kevin's are a heartache inside incredibly beautiful packaging. Kevin's will pick you up, kiss you passionately and run their hands all through your hair, then drop you. But you will always miss Kevin's and their hands.
Oh my goodness, I have too many clothes on my body right now... I need a Kevin.
by The Indian Princess November 25, 2023
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Gooning (Kevin Style)

This style of gooning begins with an intense desire to separate from one's mortal, earthly being. This style of gooning will require at least 6 months of consistent edging. Attempting the Kevin style gooning with less than 6 months of edging experience may lead to injury and/or death. When beginning this gooning style, sit or lay down in a peaceful environment, away from distractions. You cannot utilize the assistance of electronic devices or any "toys" when beginning your gooning session. Begin masturbating intensely at a rate of 120 strokes per minute, 60 spm which equates to two strokes per second. Each minute, increase the stroke rate by 10. When you reach the point of ejaculation, scream "I LOVE SNOWFALL," this will get rid of any feeling of ejaculation and continue doing so for the next hour to three hours.
I attempted "Gooning (Kevin Style)" after waiting 6 months.
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when an enemy becomes friendly in a game
we ve got a new kevin
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