Jake meola

He is a chill friend but is an asshole at the same time. He thinks he’s the shit and can wheelie a bike but can’t pick it up for his life.

Yo look at Jake meola trying to wheelie

by Jake meola August 04, 2019

jake brady

A man of a thousand World of Warcraft Copies

Wow a Jake Brady plays so much world of warcraft his mum can't even keep him off it.

by Densel October 09, 2013

jake nedved

A man with a big penis and a small ego. Jake nedved is the type of guy to whip out a snake when you expect a mesquito. also his sister is racist

"YO, did you hear that jake nedveds sister said the n word??!!

by wordwizard222254 March 21, 2023

Jake it

Verb To look something up on google in order to have all the stats inside your massive head, and be able to act like a know it all with startling precision

"When was the last time Liverpool won the premier league?"

"Hang on, let me Jake it"

by McSyphilis January 01, 2019

Jake looking

A term used when a person looks for something, can't find it, but it's right in front of them the whole time. Usually a person named Jake (but whoever fits the bill).

"Your keys are NOT in your purse like you said they were, babe!"
"No, they're in there. You're just Jake looking as per usual."

by emptyswimmingpool March 03, 2022

Jake Morris

A man who's very sexy and gets all the girls. He's the nicest person you'll ever meet. However sometimes you'll question his sexuality. but if your a Jake Morris then you'll have hoes on top of hoes

Wow, he's such as Jake Morris just want him to have my kids

by JakeypooMaurice December 15, 2022

Jake beens

Like 7 feet tall, probably plays foot ball, Interesting guy

“Omg! that’s Jake beens, Did you know he has two midget cousins”

by I love you Pookie bear June 09, 2025