what one experiences when looking for a parking space in a crowded lot, seeing an empty spot in the distance, only to find it filled by a tiny car, ie: Mini cooper, VW Beetle, Yugo, or the like.
A couple driving around for five minutes in a parking lot...
Girlfriend (points finger): Oh! there's one!
Boyfriend: Score!
Girlfriend: Aww damnit, it looked like an open spot.
Boyfriend: I know, that was a bad case of Tiny Car Syndrome.
Girlfriend (points finger): Oh! there's one!
Boyfriend: Score!
Girlfriend: Aww damnit, it looked like an open spot.
Boyfriend: I know, that was a bad case of Tiny Car Syndrome.
by pistola pietrovka February 20, 2010
by TheNuke January 30, 2003
A Big Long Truck That Carrys Cars on it's truck to state to state that can hold up to many cars. it also Drops off cars to the dealership so people can buy them.
by Jim April 09, 2005
A game usually played in bed when one of the two (the car) will begin rolling over the partner who will in most cases keep their body straightened (the speed bump) while getting ran over. Sometimes the bump can grow arms and catch the car and cuddle and/or love passionately.
Meilina: Hey Dale guess what?!!?!?
Dale: What is it?
Meilina: SPEED BUMP AND CARS!!!
Dale: Dear God, you weigh as much as a car!
Dale: What is it?
Meilina: SPEED BUMP AND CARS!!!
Dale: Dear God, you weigh as much as a car!
by iLm July 29, 2006
an amazing up and coming band from the St. Louis area. Once you hear them, you will want to hear them again and again and again.
by rockerchick15 January 19, 2007
by the pooper12 August 06, 2008
on it like a car bonnet
either
a) for a police officer/detective/Sherlock Holmes or anyone along those lines to be in hot pursuit of either a criminal (usually a juvenile delinquent truating)
b) for a civilian in search of new unplanned adventure in the great outdoor wilderness.
c) can also be used as a derogatory term for a couple who have sex outside in public (usually on the bonnet or hood of their own parked car).
d) to be in the middle of doing something important
either
a) for a police officer/detective/Sherlock Holmes or anyone along those lines to be in hot pursuit of either a criminal (usually a juvenile delinquent truating)
b) for a civilian in search of new unplanned adventure in the great outdoor wilderness.
c) can also be used as a derogatory term for a couple who have sex outside in public (usually on the bonnet or hood of their own parked car).
d) to be in the middle of doing something important
two police officers in discussion, after one of their fellow officers go off on a foot chase:
officer a): where's my partner Michael?, you seen him?
officer b): i think I saw him on it like a car bonnet, chasing after that hot female teenage delinquent.. (moments later): Tom, here goes the answer to your question, there's Michael, on it like a car bonnet; i don't think we should be disturb him (pointing at a car parked some distance away). He is on it like a bonnet, raping that girl, instead of giving her a hefty fine. I hope they become a cute little couple, lol.
officer a) Thanks man, well looks like that girl didn't have the money to pay the fine anyways, so she got what she deserved. Let's just hope she doesn't have a beautiful disaster. Hang on partner, let me call me my wifey, tell her aqbout Michael and his big fish.
officer b): don't call your wife with such nonsense, you buckwheat brains; she may be on it like a car bonnet, probably playing bingo with her girlfriends or whatever.
officer a): where's my partner Michael?, you seen him?
officer b): i think I saw him on it like a car bonnet, chasing after that hot female teenage delinquent.. (moments later): Tom, here goes the answer to your question, there's Michael, on it like a car bonnet; i don't think we should be disturb him (pointing at a car parked some distance away). He is on it like a bonnet, raping that girl, instead of giving her a hefty fine. I hope they become a cute little couple, lol.
officer a) Thanks man, well looks like that girl didn't have the money to pay the fine anyways, so she got what she deserved. Let's just hope she doesn't have a beautiful disaster. Hang on partner, let me call me my wifey, tell her aqbout Michael and his big fish.
officer b): don't call your wife with such nonsense, you buckwheat brains; she may be on it like a car bonnet, probably playing bingo with her girlfriends or whatever.
by Sexydimma April 28, 2012