urban dic blocked

When you think of the most genius word or phrase ever, so genius that it can't possibly be already defined on urban dictionary. You hop on urban dictionary and excitedly put it in the search bar, when lo and behold, there's your word or phrase, definition and everything, already thought of by someone just a little more witty and clever than you.

Man, there's gotta be a term for that. It's like getting cock blocked. Heh. Dick blocked. HOLY SHIT, DUDE! URBAN DIC BLOCKED!

*looks it up real quick, reads the above entry*
...FUCK!

by grabthehoopka August 2, 2016

Chicken wing block

When you go to grab a woman’s boob or a private part and she blocks you suddenly with her elbow.

Why did you chicken wing block me? I was just trying to cop a feel.

by Spikes August 18, 2019

Stop block and roll

A definition of being done with someones bad energy and / or bad behaviour, to the point that you just immediately stop texting, you block and you roll on forward in your life.

I was so over his shady ass behaviour so i just stopped blocked and rolled.

If you need to leave then stop block and roll.

by MoniNord December 28, 2021

Block Party Guy

A Cornell University student legend who is obsessed with block parties for some reason.

"How did you hear about the Cook Street block party today"?

"I saw one the 500 posts that Block Party Guy made about it since last night"

by anonymous June 16, 2022

philosophical cock block

When you've come up with a great idea only to realize someone else came up with it before you

"I was about to post my definition for masturbae when I found out that someone else already created one. What a philosophical cock block!"

by Dr. Dob Doblinson March 17, 2015

concrete block machine

This is a machine that produces different concrete block to be used for construction.

high-quality concrete block machine is those that produce a different kind of concrete blocks.

by bessconcreteblockmachine June 2, 2018

she blocked me :'(

The message you get from your dumbass loser friend after he tries chatting up girls.

Jordan: I'm gonna try chatting up Maggie
Will: Yeaa go for it haha :p
*5 minutes later*
Jordan: She blocked me :'(
Will: Ffs Jordan you're just a drophead aren't you.

by Mr Brucey February 14, 2019