Dutch ass pianist

A tall ass Dutch pianist, who is a smartass and misuses the word cracker.

Man this Dutch ass pianist just called my 1 year old son a cracker.

by Emirat October 26, 2019

Dutch hookah

Farting into a cpap

I gave her a Dutch hookah by farting into her cpap while she was sleeping

by Intensewrench December 23, 2023

Dutch hookah

Farting in a cpap

I gave her the Dutch hookah while she was sleeping with her cpap on

by Intensewrench December 23, 2023

Dutch Oyster

An act of which an individual aims their anus directly into the spread vagina lips of their sexual partner, at which point it queefs back out, filling the room with a pungent aroma reminiscent of a slightly spoiled oyster.

“Bruv, I gave Amelia a Dutch oyster last night. It took like 6 hours until the smell cleared the room.”

by RoySonOfRoy December 18, 2024

Dutch Oyster

An act in which a romantic partner places their anus directly over the spread vaginal lips of their female partner, which then ruminates within the vaginal gap for several minutes, then being released as a queef, releasing a smell into the immediate vicinity that is reminiscent of a mildly spoiled oyster.

“Dude I gave Sophie a Dutch oyster last night! That smell stayed in the room for like 6 hours!”

by RoySonOfRoy December 18, 2024

Dutch crossover

The act of defecating while doing a hand stand and then grabbing the stool with your feet and, while remaining in hand stand position, placing it on your head with your feet.

Unbenounced to her husband, Sally had become quite adept at preforming a dutch crossover in her spare time.

by An actual dutch person November 05, 2021

Dutch quickie

Having a quickie on a bicycle

They had no other option than to go for a Dutch quickie

by Aererus August 23, 2017