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Humans

Person 1: Ay did you see that murderer on the news
Person 2: Yeah, humans amirite
by TheCoolNewt April 8, 2021
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Human

The best specimen to ever exist unlike monsters such as dogs, whales, elephants etc etc etc.
I hope all animals go extinct except for humans
by Nascarfan2007 January 2, 2023
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!!!!!If A Human Passes By Before Thought Of Payment Then They Are Processing A Keyword Needed To Solve A Goddamunylu Case!!!!!
!!!!!If A Human Passes By Before Thought Of Payment Then They Are Processing A Keyword Needed To Solve A Goddamunylu Case!!!!!
by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025
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One Man Human Centipede

A trick that surgeons use on patients who are being disrepectful to them or their staff. The procedure involves attaching penis to anus.
"This guy flashed one of the nurses. So I gave him the old One Man Human Centipede. Was fucking hilarious!"
by twindle April 11, 2015
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Human

A Human is a person capable of living in total harmony and connection with nature and all living things on this beautiful earth. Capable of growing infinite abundant gardens where life blooms and no profit is ever needed because the biggest profit is for free food and health.

Sometimes Humans think they need to fight to survive. And some also think they need to work from 9 to 5 an entire life working for a company that’s just brings him money…

Humans are amazing beautiful beings that need to wake up for Love to start perceiving life to its top level.
Human is belonging
by LeonLePro December 4, 2021
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Human Bonding

When two humans use wet seaman and wait until it drys to become stuck to each other.
“How was last night with liv?”
I came on her tummy and gave her a hug so long that we became Human Bonding.”
by DJ1580 April 29, 2019
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HUMAN

DEAR DUMB@SS YOUR A F#CKING HUMAN UNLESS YOUR A MONKEY OR SOME SH/T LIKE I KNEW HUMANS(US WHERE DUMB BUT REALLY THIS DUMB HOLY SH?T)
HUMAN
by IQAUDZ February 14, 2023
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