Dick Cheney

He is Emperor palpatine. The man who bosses around Darth vader (see George W. Bush)

DickCheney's alias is Emperor Palpatine, and George Bush's alias is Darth vader.

by Wangsta Hippie November 18, 2004

fish dick

A condition occurring mostly in (although not limited to) uncircumcised men as a result of not cleaning their genitals, particularly under their foreskin. Their lack of concern for personal hygiene results in their genitals producing a nasty fish smell. 90% of men with this condition will request oral sex while remaining oblivious to the fact that they have it.

That guy I hooked up with had a MAJOR case of fish dick.

by Cobra Lambent February 21, 2011

Dick Measuring

When to men are talking, and one trys to one up the other by bragging.

Bill: Ok I shot sniper 1 down and am working on 2.
Ted: Well I killed that one guy back there, remember?
Bill: Now's not the time for Dick Measuring!

by jlong17543 August 2, 2009

Taehyung's dick

Taehyung's dick refers to something too big to be defined.

I heard Suzy got a taste of half of Taehyung's dick.. her mouth is a bit big though.

by hey bitches it's me April 13, 2017

Dick Cheney

Exactly what he is. Also can be used as an insult.

Look at that DICK Cheney over there.
Dumbass: hay letz go be hiporcites and say we're uber kewl christians but then carry gunz n then shoot people lawl

Smart Person: Shut up Dick Cheney

by Kewlppl August 31, 2005

Fiddle-Dicks

A game where four men stand in a circle with their pants down and dicks erect. They begin to smack their penises together by thrusting their hips (as no hand contact is allowed). The object of the game is to climax as quickly as possible. Once you achieve ejaculation, you are safe. The jizz is collected in a cup and the person who does not ejaculate drinks the contents of the cup. *You MUST be strait to play.*

The boys went to the bathroom and engaged in a competitive match of Fiddle-Dicks.

by FiddleDicks September 26, 2010

Dick Out

When teeing off during a game of golf, if a male fails to hit his ball past the ladies tee blocks, he must open his fly and let he penis hang out in full view for the remainder of the hole.

I had three dick outs last Saturday. How embarrassing.

by Time4SumAksion September 5, 2005