Dead Baby Jokes

Very offensive, but extremely funny jokes.

A couple Dead Baby Jokes

Q:How many dead babies does it take to paint a fence?

A:It depends on how hard u throw them.

Q:What's more disgusting that ten dead babies nailed to one tree?

A:One dead baby nailed to ten different trees.

by CottleZanze November 26, 2006

Drop Dead, Gorgeous

I love this band and you should love them too.

Danny (Stills)- Vox/Serenade
Aaron - Keys/Voice
Kyle - Guitar/Throat
Jake - Bass/Triangle
Danny (Cooper) - Drums
Dan - Guitar

listen to Drop Dead, Gorgeous

by music1. August 14, 2006

dead baby joke

Occasionally brilliant pieces of wordplay featuring dead babies (if you couldn't figure that last bit out alone, kill yourself). Tasteless, but make a great icebreaker!

1: I've got a dead baby joke.
2: *groans in disgust and anticipation, as much sense as that shit makes*
1: What sound does a dead baby make in a blender?
2: Oh Jesus Christ on a pogo stick, not this shit again... what?
1: I don't know, I was too busy laughing.

by The God-Emperor April 12, 2008

drop dead, gorgeous

one of the most sickbiscuit bands ever, like the orgasm of the music world

drop dead, gorgeous sounds so good i busted some bone sauce, then started moshing some more

by annonymus? is that how you spell that January 21, 2007

consider me dead

A nice way of telling someone to shut up and leave you alone.

Coco: consider me dead.
(i.e. I don't want to talk to you now, stop bothering me)

by <3coco23 December 3, 2011

Left 4 Dead

The Best game. Ever!

Zoey:Yo, you just see me kill that witch with my pistol?
Lois: No, but Left 4 Dead is the best game ever!

by Drumbtr December 22, 2008

dead as a missing schoolgirl

someone/something that is clearly doomed

This is your captain speaking, with our remaining engine having burst into flames I can inform passengers that they are as dead as missing schoolgirls

by butt weasel August 29, 2003