pouty cakes

When an individual is consistently complaining because they can't have what they want.

Lea was being a pouty cakes after I told her she couldn't s*ck my d*ck.

by Ryan July 26, 2004

Duffin Cake

When an attempt at making cupcakes takes an unexpected turn for the worst. Usual symptoms are cupcakes that taste like muffins, doughnuts, or pancakes.

Parks - "Holy crap, these cupcakes tastes like muffins." Ashley - "Oh no we made duffin cakes"
Alexa - "bahahahahahahaha"

by JP_D3KL3 February 06, 2011

Cake eater

A member of a fire department in Northern Virginia in a rich city or town who goes to no fire....ever....but talks about it like they are actually God's gift to the fire service. They are big on training because that's the only action they will ever see. These people are typically characterized by: clean gear but somehow manage to have a helmet shield that looks like it's been in an oven--probably because it has been, at least 4 flashlights hanging off of them, a helmet that has 3 door chalks and 27 stickers on it, and a Facebook page that shows just how good of a firefighter they are(n't). Also see "wacker," or "fire wacker."

Jefferson: "Bro, remember that car fire we went to back last summer? I really put that shit out good. It was all, like, I'm on fire. And I was all like, I'm doing it, bro, im putting this shit out. I'm fucking awesome."

Bill: "You fucking cake eater."

by DCFF July 04, 2015

Poop Cake

A real good food that is so brown and stuff that its almost like poop. Or a Wild Kid you dont like

That kid is a total poop cake.

Hey Ma did you get Poop Cake for desert?

by Rollie York August 21, 2006

Funnel cake

When someone takes a funnel and shoves it down someones elses asshole and takes a shit in it. Reshit it on to a plate cover with whip cream and enjoy:)

funnel cakes are delicious.

by Pseudonym123456789456789 February 04, 2011

bake a cake

Snorting chop coke will cause you to sound and feel like you baked a cake in your nose

You look and sound like shit...what did you bake a cake last night?

by Dr. Sueme June 16, 2013

Creeper Cake

Creeper Cake is served when a Facebook creeper gives birthday wishes to every single one of his/her facebook friends on their birthdays.

This kind of creeper uses Facebook simply as a matter of wishing others happy birthday, despite the fact that they have never spoken to any of his/her Facebook friends in real life.

When this kind of creeper wishes someone a happy birthday on Facebook, it is known as Creeper Cake.

"How many birthday wishes did you get on Facebook?"

"I don't know, but I got tons of Creeper Cake from people I don't even know"

"That Becky girl is such a Facebook creep. She loves giving out Creeper Cake to everyone on their birthdays"

by louiea91 July 04, 2009