bitch-cake

verb.
Chase Smith (thats it just Chase)

"Dude you are such an inbred balding donkey rapeing bitch-cake!"

by Pvt. Donut January 24, 2004

Duffin Cake

When an attempt at making cupcakes takes an unexpected turn for the worst. Usual symptoms are cupcakes that taste like muffins, doughnuts, or pancakes.

Parks - "Holy crap, these cupcakes tastes like muffins." Ashley - "Oh no we made duffin cakes"
Alexa - "bahahahahahahaha"

by JP_D3KL3 February 24, 2011

funnel-cake

Someone who succumbs to funneling.

I can say anything I wish, these readers are a bunch of funnel cakes.

by fishmonger August 25, 2005

pouty cakes

When an individual is consistently complaining because they can't have what they want.

Lea was being a pouty cakes after I told her she couldn't s*ck my d*ck.

by Ryan July 25, 2004

Cake eater

A member of a fire department in Northern Virginia in a rich city or town who goes to no fire....ever....but talks about it like they are actually God's gift to the fire service. They are big on training because that's the only action they will ever see. These people are typically characterized by: clean gear but somehow manage to have a helmet shield that looks like it's been in an oven--probably because it has been, at least 4 flashlights hanging off of them, a helmet that has 3 door chalks and 27 stickers on it, and a Facebook page that shows just how good of a firefighter they are(n't). Also see "wacker," or "fire wacker."

Jefferson: "Bro, remember that car fire we went to back last summer? I really put that shit out good. It was all, like, I'm on fire. And I was all like, I'm doing it, bro, im putting this shit out. I'm fucking awesome."

Bill: "You fucking cake eater."

by DCFF July 18, 2015

Poop Cake

A real good food that is so brown and stuff that its almost like poop. Or a Wild Kid you dont like

That kid is a total poop cake.

Hey Ma did you get Poop Cake for desert?

by Rollie York August 21, 2006

Funnel cake

When someone takes a funnel and shoves it down someones elses asshole and takes a shit in it. Reshit it on to a plate cover with whip cream and enjoy:)

funnel cakes are delicious.

by Pseudonym123456789456789 February 22, 2011