A.K.A. "The Robbie"
He's like Batman and Superman but better. Pretty much the greatest guy to walk the
Earth.
In fact, he's the coolest guy ever! If someone refers to you as "
cool" just know that Commander
Cool is commanding that cool that you have gotten. Also, he's the greatest. Again. He's nice, handsome, and awesome.
He shares "Coolest guy ever" rights with Miles Davis
Don't worry, if you try your hardest, you can be
cool too. It's as easy as getting high. Which is as easy as being yourself.