Alabama ass slide

When your Miata buddy pours a semi warm beer down his ass crack and you drink it

Austin got out of his miata and did an Alabama ass slide with his buddy.

by vipeylover May 1, 2023

Alabama triscuit

When two cousins preform oral and their dog licks the males buttocks to a point of climax.

“Man that’s an Alabama triscuit!”
“That Alabama triscuit was amazing last night babe.”

by A case of g and a November 14, 2019

Jacksonville, Alabama

A small town in Calhoun County, Alabama. The town is mostly made up of Jacksonville State University, which is mostly unremarkable except for it's internationally known marching band, The Marching Southerners.

Guy 1: Have you heard of Jacksonville, Alabama?
Guy 2: Isn't that the town with the college with the really great marching band?
Guy 1: Whoop Troy.

by TheRealSTL June 24, 2014

Alabama blowjobber

The act where a man inserts a pocket pussy into the tailpipe of a truck and fucks it while a friend hits the accelerator pedal.

Johnny's girlfriend wouldn't sleep with him so he asked me to help him preform an Alabama Blowjobber.

by Truck fucker April 15, 2020

Alabama river spooning

When you and another man take a spoon to a river where no one can see you then you dig a hole and both take turns to shit in the hole. After all the shit is in the hole you then deepthroat each other until both of your mouths are full with sperm. You then put your hand in the hole and feed it to your friend.

Tom and Jerry did Alabama river spooning for pornhub.

by Bigwillypenus January 22, 2019

Alabama Funnel Cake

When the ejaculate of several men drio out of their relative’s upward facing anus.

“Did you hear what went down at the family barbecue? Ryan and the boys gave Dorothy an Alabama Funnel Cake.”

by Raunchy Rawls October 6, 2023

Alabama Bop It

When a male sits on a females face to have oral pleasure done to him, while the female proceeds to play with the male’s penis.

“You see that beautiful lady over there?!?”
“Yeah, what about her?”
“Maaaaaaan, the things I would do to let her give me an Alabama Bop It!”

by Boosted.gman March 11, 2019