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car enema

The process of washing the undercarriage of an automobile at a car wash.
As I drove into the car wash, the rush of high pressured water to the undercarriage startled me; while this was my first car enema, it certainly will not be my last.
by Jackspenn March 8, 2008
mugGet the car enemamug.

Koopa Clown Car

Bowsers rip off of Robotnics hover car
Bowser wanted to take over the world in his koopa clown car
by TheNuke January 30, 2003
mugGet the Koopa Clown Carmug.

speed bump and cars

A game usually played in bed when one of the two (the car) will begin rolling over the partner who will in most cases keep their body straightened (the speed bump) while getting ran over. Sometimes the bump can grow arms and catch the car and cuddle and/or love passionately.
Meilina: Hey Dale guess what?!!?!?
Dale: What is it?
Meilina: SPEED BUMP AND CARS!!!
Dale: Dear God, you weigh as much as a car!
by iLm July 29, 2006
mugGet the speed bump and carsmug.

car Carrier Truck

A Big Long Truck That Carrys Cars on it's truck to state to state that can hold up to many cars. it also Drops off cars to the dealership so people can buy them.
John works for the Car Carrier Truck System.
by Jim April 8, 2005
mugGet the car Carrier Truckmug.

one lone car

an amazing up and coming band from the St. Louis area. Once you hear them, you will want to hear them again and again and again.
MTV's Parental Control played One Lone Car's music the other day....
by rockerchick15 January 20, 2007
mugGet the one lone carmug.

Filipino Sports Car

Performing analingus on a quadroplegic midget who is suspended on cement blocks.
"So this tiny limbless chick hopped on some blocks and I have her the filipino sports car!"
by the pooper12 October 3, 2008
mugGet the Filipino Sports Carmug.

on it like a car bonnet

on it like a car bonnet

either

a) for a police officer/detective/Sherlock Holmes or anyone along those lines to be in hot pursuit of either a criminal (usually a juvenile delinquent truating)

b) for a civilian in search of new unplanned adventure in the great outdoor wilderness.

c) can also be used as a derogatory term for a couple who have sex outside in public (usually on the bonnet or hood of their own parked car).

d) to be in the middle of doing something important
two police officers in discussion, after one of their fellow officers go off on a foot chase:

officer a): where's my partner Michael?, you seen him?

officer b): i think I saw him on it like a car bonnet, chasing after that hot female teenage delinquent.. (moments later): Tom, here goes the answer to your question, there's Michael, on it like a car bonnet; i don't think we should be disturb him (pointing at a car parked some distance away). He is on it like a bonnet, raping that girl, instead of giving her a hefty fine. I hope they become a cute little couple, lol.

officer a) Thanks man, well looks like that girl didn't have the money to pay the fine anyways, so she got what she deserved. Let's just hope she doesn't have a beautiful disaster. Hang on partner, let me call me my wifey, tell her aqbout Michael and his big fish.

officer b): don't call your wife with such nonsense, you buckwheat brains; she may be on it like a car bonnet, probably playing bingo with her girlfriends or whatever.
by Sexydimma October 1, 2012
mugGet the on it like a car bonnetmug.

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