Will to Power 

While the 'Will to Live' is simply life's instinct of self-preservation, 'Will to Power' is the idea that living creatures do not simply want to survive, but seek power to grow, spread, expand strength, and become dominant.

World is the will to power -- and nothing besides!

Will to Power by Niques August 28, 2006

The Only Things You Will Ever Need To Say To Your Teachers 

If you are absolutely sick of talking to teachers, these sentences are the only ones you will ever need to say to them to keep them happy.

- No.

- Yes.

- I dunno.

- Can I go to the bathroom?

Use it in the right context and you're saved!

"Have you been listening to the lesson at all?"

"Yes."

"Then, for the fourth time, what is the answer to the question on the board?!"

"I dunno."

"You obviously haven't been listening. Do I need to send you to the principal's office?"

"No."

"What am I going to do with you? You are such a troublesome student..."

"Can I go to the bathroom?"

The Only Things You Will Ever Need To Say To Your Teachers by Tinkerbelll May 21, 2004

Is it Oochie Wally or is it One Mic? 

A phrase commonly used to point out hypocrisy and double standards in people, organizations or governments.

Coined by Jay-Z in his 2002 song "Blueprint 2," where he points out his then-rival Nas' double standards, wondering which songs are more his true self; the socially conscious ones ("One Mic," "Black Girl Lost") or the misogynistic ones ("Oochie Wally," "You Owe Me")

Conservative: "George Floyd and Breonna Taylor had it coming; I back the blue!"
Also Conservative *six months later*: "Arrest the Capitol cop who killed Ashli Babbit!"
Me: "Is it Oochie Wally or is it One Mic? Pick a side!"

Is it Oochie Wally or is it One Mic? by MJBurmy September 2, 2021

Will County Rectangle 

-Noun

1. 850 square mile region located an hour South West of Chicago

2. known as the Demonic Dodecagon: a region that forms a polygon with an area of land that has twelve points

3. a place where a number of strange sightings and unexplainable phenomena have taken place

My mom lives in the Will County Rectangle

Will County Rectangle by knowsthnings July 19, 2011

Will’s Meat 

This 1cm. long monster scares every woman that comes across it’s path.

Melody ran from Will’s Meat due to its massive size.

Will’s Meat by Squints loves daddy May 7, 2018

Will Lawhead 

Will Lawhead is a tall, handsome guy with sky blue eyes. he's smart, kind funny and thoughtful. and most of all he's better off with her.

Nadia{ Will Lawhead I miss the way i could stare into your eyes for hours and still be exited for when you kiss my ear.

Will Lawhead by Bear Bear JJ November 16, 2018

will you shut up, man?

Only the most courageous people can say this... to the president of the united fucking states. Also has become a meme.

Person 1: As I was saying-
Person 2: *interrupts about five thousand times*
Person 1: Will you shut up, man?

will you shut up, man? by alksjfhaksdfh September 30, 2020