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Hungarian Turkey Slicer

A forbidden sexual method wherein one participant thrusts in and out of the Thanksgiving or Christmas turkey, penetrating it with their penis at a very specific interval. The other participant is slicing the turkey at a coordinated rate. The challenge is to not have your penis in the turkey at the same time as it is being sliced, as failing at this will lead to your penis being chopped off. The ritual ends when the first participant finishes into the gravy and then both participants eat the now sliced turkey with the cum gravy.
Me and John did the Hungarian Turkey Slicer last Thanksgiving
by anonymous December 6, 2024
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Hungarian Turkey Slicer

A forbidden sexual method wherein one participant thrusts in and out of the Thanksgiving or Christmas turkey, penetrating it with their penis at a very specific interval. The other participant is slicing the turkey at a coordinated rate. The challenge is to not have your penis in the turkey at the same time as it is being sliced, as failing at this will lead to your penis being chopped off. The ritual ends when the first participant finishes into the gravy and then both participants eat the now sliced turkey with the cum gravy.
Me and John did the Hungarian Turkey Slicer last Thanksgiving.
by anonymous December 6, 2024
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Hungarian Turkey Slicer

A forbidden sexual method wherein one participant thrusts in and out of the Thanksgiving or Christmas turkey, penetrating it with their penis at a very specific interval. The other participant is slicing the turkey at a coordinated rate. The challenge is to not have your penis in the turkey at the same time as it is being sliced, as failing at this will lead to your penis being chopped off. The ritual ends when the first participant finishes into the gravy and then both participants eat the now sliced turkey with the cum gravy. Can also be done on any type of poultry, just change "turkey" to the name of the poultry.
Me and John did the Hungarian Turkey Slicer last year.
by anonymous December 8, 2024
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Thanksgiving Turkey

When you get your boy on all fours on the dinner table while you and your other boy get balls deep in his ass crack and mouth. Then you cum in a blender and make the “turkey” shit in it as well. Blend the mixture up and use a syringe to stuff it back in the “turkey’s” asshole. Next cover the “turkey” in self tan and put it face first in the oven. Get to work on the turkeys asshole by going balls deep in it for a few more minutes then admire the tired, brown, crunchy turkey.
I invited my son down to watch me and Synjun Thanksgiving Turkey my boy Bryce.
by anonymous January 6, 2025
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Muddy Turkey

When a girl is getting eaten out and she shuts herself
Tonight my stomach had issues so while you gobble gobble you might het a muddy turkey
by Brainmaker June 20, 2025
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Turkey

If a girls butt is fat or she thick
Layia shi turkey
by Dmv_jman June 24, 2025
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Albino Water Turkey

A pelican that appears on the lake at nighttime
Hillbillies from Illinois call them birds Albino Water Turkey’s when they appear at nighttime
by AlcoholicsAnonymous420 July 1, 2025
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