The internet

A small black box with a red, blinking light on top of it.

Jen Barber: Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to present to you - The internet!

by Raichu047 July 2, 2025

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internet

its what you are on right now, its the place where you get everything from memes to news and much more

yo the internet is so lit bro

by The White Van August 28, 2019

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Internet hotdog

Getting an unexpected d*ck pic

Girl 1:John sent me an internet hotdog.
Girl 2: Was it good?
Girl 1: I've seen better.

by Smiley1092 October 28, 2015

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A malady in which one enters a state of mind that recognizes the value of network effects but becomes unmoored from common humanistic principles lost in the contemplation of said network effects.

Symptoms:

* Every thought is filtered through how this might appear or be perceived when shared online.

* Every idea is immediately productized into an app, site or platform
* Shallow rationalizations and/or detachment from the effects of ones own actions

Cures:
* Gardening

* Community service
* Mediation and prayer

Person A: Wouldn't it be cool if we did a stunt where we sold flame throwers to the general public?

Person B: I feel like you've got a bad case of internet brain.

by jcjnyc2 January 23, 2025

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cow internet

1. A typo associated with going towards something or related to "omw."
2. Bad, slow, and a laggy game connection.

1. I'm cow internet!
2. I have cow internet, ugh.

by QuartzEx April 23, 2018

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Internet personas

What is the impact on society?

Hym "Besides making sissy therapists (and sometimes actual rapists) cry? I donno... I created A.I. So... That's one thing that came of internet personas... Ummm... I donno. The A.I. thing is pretty substantial."

by Hym Iam August 20, 2024

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