Salad

Ew

Carnivores: bruh, is that a salad? Ew.

by The Bearer of Infinate Knowing January 21, 2020

Salading

Sex act in which one participant makes someone eat a salad but you use cum (or shit) as a salad dressing & if they can't finish it you shove their head in the bowl and fuck them into it

Me & Carter totally saladed Sam's car last night, we were straight up salading him all night

by ReignOfSam September 21, 2025

dumpling salad

when you have diarrhea and throw up at the same time

“Bro I just had dumpling salad!”

by ImmortalYeet May 20, 2018

Salade Nicoise

Similar to StayTuned, its usage immediately identifies the user as a Douche. Here, however, the douche label is due to the pronunciation, not just the usage.

Anyone NOT from France that uses a fake french accent to say it, in ANY context but ESPECIALLY at a restaurant, is a Douche.

*At a pretentious hotel restaurant, on a pretentious terrace, looking at overpriced, pretentious salads*

Lance: I'll take her advice and get the Salade Nicoise, please. Anyways, I love your dau.....

Cynthia: Sparkling, not still, oh and could I get a Sa-lah-deux Knee-SWOI-ZZZUGGGHHHHHH.

Lance: Jesus Christ, I can't marry your daughter now, what the fuck is the matter with you. Ok, We're Done Here. Also, I may call the police.

by Mike109999 July 24, 2022

Footlong salad

A sexual thing

Bro, that footlong salad is such a sexual thing.

by Meeef roast March 14, 2024

Salad bites back

When the salad gets spicy

Run, the salad got spicy and it’s disembowelling everyone, I guess this means the salad bites back

by Wet eggs May 13, 2019

Salad Bar

A person whom is just as lame and boring as a all you can eat buffet salad bar

She doesn't do anything all day except fall asleep in her lap
Yah that b*tch is a f***ing salad bar

by Babygirlchels February 23, 2023