three-nine is a pussy slayer, he is usually a great football player and pours his heart onto the field. Occasionally, you will come across a three-nine with a missing tooth. Whoever wheres number 39 on your football team is automatically a 5-star multisport athlete.
Jake: OMG! who is that sexy motherfucker?
Holden: Don't you know? that three-nine!
Jake: Oh crap, I have never seen one this close before.
Holden: We must bow down to him.
Jake and Holden: ALL HAIL THREE-NINE
Holden: Don't you know? that three-nine!
Jake: Oh crap, I have never seen one this close before.
Holden: We must bow down to him.
Jake and Holden: ALL HAIL THREE-NINE
by jakeyptheman December 3, 2020

person 1: I got bitches more than you, they text me every minute *smiling*
person 2: Three fingers up *you know that he don’t have bitches and he text only with you*
person 2: Three fingers up *you know that he don’t have bitches and he text only with you*
by qu33nsl4ys November 26, 2022

by PhatKid October 24, 2011

Sexual act performed with a male masturbating in a chair with his back to three women. Upon ejaculating, he shoots his load over his shoulder and the three women waiting compete to see who can catch his load in their mouth. First to women to catch 3 wins.
see also: white magician, sacrifice fly
see also: white magician, sacrifice fly
by therube February 24, 2010

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by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025

by CrazedChow March 12, 2013

3 giggles make em jiggle
A theory that outlines a strategy to attract females for mating. If you can make a woman giggle, (not a laugh, it has to be the cute kind of shit that girls do. You know what I mean) three times in one sitting, then you have a high chance of experiencing sexual encounters with her
A theory that outlines a strategy to attract females for mating. If you can make a woman giggle, (not a laugh, it has to be the cute kind of shit that girls do. You know what I mean) three times in one sitting, then you have a high chance of experiencing sexual encounters with her
“Remember that girl from the party last night that thought I was so funny? We banged.”
“Damn really, it was that easy?”
“Yeah bro, three giggle rule. After the first two I knew it was a wrap.”
“Damn really, it was that easy?”
“Yeah bro, three giggle rule. After the first two I knew it was a wrap.”
by Lawenforcement November 23, 2023
