Mike Jones

A rapper is a Pokemon. Hence, the reason he says "MIKE JONES!" 2/47

Mike Jones: Mike Jones!
Person: Who is Mike Jones?
Mike Jones: Duh? I AM Mike Jones.

by Mileyjonesthepizzafan September 9, 2022

Mike Life

Mike life is good, life is bad, life brings you smiles, he causes clinical depression, He'll make you hard, He'll make you chemically castrated and limp like a dead fish... If your life is going somewhere, but you don't just know where.... You are having the Mike Life.

I just banged 2 girls at once, I'm having The Mike Life :) , or I just banged two girls and one turned out to be a transformer, I'm having The Mike Life :(

by BroSchool January 9, 2024

Mike

Mike - short for gambling addict

The type of person to win the grand jackpot on a pokies machine and then lose it all on a $1.36 Greyhound.

He's such a Mike.

Ive never met a true Mike like him before. We need to get him help

by Pissplay November 22, 2022

Mike

Has no friends is gay af and always wears a cat shirt. Also gets fingered by his mom

Damn that kids is such a mike

by Fuididjd September 21, 2019

Mike Nelson

When an individual cannot learn a lesson from numerous criminal convictions, like driving while under the influence convictions, for example.

Synonym: armed career criminal, but for DWIs

I tried to help my friend get his license back, however, I’m afraid he is a total Mike Nelson about it.

When an individual cannot learn a lesson from numerous criminal convictions, like driving while under the influence convictions, for example.

Synonym: The DWIs version of an armed career criminal

by Blondes Have More Fun ;) July 3, 2023

Mike Ferrell

Mike Ferrell's are generally lousy car salesmen. They aren't very bright, and definitely has a small penis. They are horrible in the bedroom, the showroom, and.....the kitchen. Their deepest secret that they never want to share, is that they played soccer for many years because they couldn't make the football team. And they had an affair with a girl named Jennifer.

Wow, that's got to be a Mike Ferrell!

by eagle320jp January 13, 2020

Mike Baguma

Is the only living African American,Jew,Cherokee known to man.

The great white buffalo mike baguma

by Ronny4599 May 26, 2021