Jordan has a really small dick and he loves to smoke weed but he stinks and he has a gross and small dick
by Jacob is cool October 23, 2019
Get the Jordan connersmug. In an age of technology, childpredators were everywhere, even in school. A notorious predator lurked, a predator named Jkrdan. Jordan was the late predascessor of the og toucher known as edp. Given his power, Jordan went roughe. He touched evtire teams of minor league players, even volunteering at a daycare just to get closer. When the time was right, he swooped in and took the unsespecting victim, and gobbled the poor child. Jordan is a public menace, if you have any information, notify us immediately, protect your kids and stay safe.
by SmokeFebreeze January 20, 2025
Get the Jordanmug. by busscboy June 17, 2024
Get the wizards jordanmug. This particular male is known for taking a males girlfriend then letting them know he did with out giving any fucks. Usually smokes dope out the zip & will be somebody extravagant one day.
by Jay-Pastooo March 14, 2017
Get the jordan crossmug. A fucking sexy person, Huge dick and an amazing lover. Raul is a weak ass, bitch ass name. Jordan's rule.
by originalusernameilovejordan February 11, 2018
Get the Jordanmug. Bob - I don't feel like I have time for Christianity... I'm too busy partying all day.
Jordan - Sounds like Jordanism is for you... our church is a nightclub anyways.
Bob - Sign me up!
Jordan - Sounds like Jordanism is for you... our church is a nightclub anyways.
Bob - Sign me up!
by JordanGoneWild January 22, 2020
Get the Jordanismmug. 