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Jordan

Jukiras boyfriend
Jordan loves Jukira!
by pizzalover3 January 18, 2017
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Jordan conners

Jordan has a really small dick and he loves to smoke weed but he stinks and he has a gross and small dick
Jordan conners has a small duck
by Jacob is cool October 23, 2019
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Jordan

In an age of technology, childpredators were everywhere, even in school. A notorious predator lurked, a predator named Jkrdan. Jordan was the late predascessor of the og toucher known as edp. Given his power, Jordan went roughe. He touched evtire teams of minor league players, even volunteering at a daycare just to get closer. When the time was right, he swooped in and took the unsespecting victim, and gobbled the poor child. Jordan is a public menace, if you have any information, notify us immediately, protect your kids and stay safe.
Jordan referance
Who is this guy, Jordan?
by SmokeFebreeze January 20, 2025
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wizards jordan

when a something falls off or isn’t as good as it once was; usually referring to a woman
yeah i used to like her a lot bro but now she’s wizards jordan
by busscboy June 17, 2024
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jordan cross

This particular male is known for taking a males girlfriend then letting them know he did with out giving any fucks. Usually smokes dope out the zip & will be somebody extravagant one day.
Jordan cross is that nigga you can't keep ya spouse around.
by Jay-Pastooo March 14, 2017
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Jordan

A fucking sexy person, Huge dick and an amazing lover. Raul is a weak ass, bitch ass name. Jordan's rule.
Jordan's are so sexy, I'd totally fuck one
by originalusernameilovejordan February 11, 2018
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Jordanism

A religion dedicated to partying, fucking hoes, and getting as high as possible.
Bob - I don't feel like I have time for Christianity... I'm too busy partying all day.

Jordan - Sounds like Jordanism is for you... our church is a nightclub anyways.

Bob - Sign me up!
by JordanGoneWild January 22, 2020
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