Master Wood

(n)Another name for a teacher who is Mister wood.

I've got to go to Master Wood's class next. (you get in trouble because you were right by a teacher when you said it)

by MR DINKDINK November 1, 2022

chapstick wood sandwich

After freshly applying chapstick the face is sandwiched between two erect penises.

After prom, Julian, Blake, and Brian will form a chapstick wood sandwich.

by DontUseMyRealName69 June 9, 2016

fanta wood

The joke is you're Fanta stick, but if they're very slow they'll think it's fanta wood. Just laugh at them.

You think I'm fanta wood?

What..?
OHHHHHHH. FANTASTIC. MAKES SENSE NOW!

by Meme Overlord July 17, 2016

Raven wood

The worst school ever

I know Raven wood will suck in football and they have bad teachers

by Mr._Bean December 6, 2023

wood bee

Woodbee is the term for a girl who is about to be wed to a boy.

The female who is being married to a boy is referred to as a woodbee.
Technically same as fiancee.

Man:- why are you not attending my call, girl:-i am not interested.
Man:- look, you're my wood bee, don't forget that.

by NezukoCHA June 9, 2023

Bennett-wood

A total cunt who eats children and like to lurk around primary schools

“Watch out I heard that guy is a Bennett-wood”

by Gay_dog October 31, 2023

Wood working

When a man jerks off with sandpaper

Hey Josh, want to come help me out with my wood working today?

by Lisamonalisapizza February 15, 2022