United States of AIPAC

A satire derivative of "United States of America" hinting to how the U.S.A. is being controlled and "occupied" by the American Israeli Public Affairs Committee lobby via "donating" to congressmen in order to serve Israel's interests.

-Did you know that speaker of the house, Mike Johnson, is in bed with AIPAC?
-Lol...it's the United States of AIPAC at this point...

by Cpt.Sus May 11, 2024

I pledge allegiance to the South of the Confederate States of America. And to the confederacy, for which it stands, one nation, under God, divisible from the Union, with Liberty and Justice for the South.

Maybe the confederacy pledge? I dunno.

Please rise for the Pledge of Confederacy. "I pledge allegiance to the South of the Confederate States of America. And to the confederacy, for which it stands, one nation, under God, divisible from the Union, with Liberty and Justice for the South."

by Random Words & Definitions May 28, 2024

Islamic States of Afro-Mexico

The land formerly known as "United States of America".

Tyrone: "Yooo nigguh remember USA where we had sailfoams, fried chicken, and colt 45's n shieet?"
Jose: "Yee homes, I used to put fried chicken on my tacos nomsayin"
Mohammad: "Do not discuss infidel idols of the past!! We are now the Islamic States of Afro-Mexico. Now point your ass to Meccah or I will keel you!!"

by EroticOnion23 February 8, 2024

Box state Bottle Pop

Oraly destroying a girl till she's about to throw up then holding your penis in her throat like cork until the pressure builds and you pull out making her gag to point where she sprays vomit everywhere.

Yesterday my girl hit an amazing box state bottle pop

by Box state university February 24, 2024

United States o' America

It represents the name of the United States in colloquial language (United States o' America), as the (o') with apostrophe is inflected, representing "of".

In formal writing, United States of America is used

United States o' America, there is a margarine called Land o'Lake (which means Lamd of Lake).

by LGBTR February 26, 2024

United States o' America

United States o' America is the colloquial form for United States of America, in which the "o'" with an apostrophe represents "of" in the inflected and short form.

United States o' America is a great popular country!

by LGBTR February 27, 2024

Welfare-State

A Republican state that is a net-loss to the United States, taking more money then they give.

This is usually extremely hypocritical since these "welfare-states" are vehemently against welfare and promote "pulling yourself up by the bootstraps" as a socially accepted standard.

States dependent on federal aid:
1. Montana 46.1% - republican
2. Wyoming 44.5% - republican
3. Louisiana 43.7% - republican
4. Mississippi 43.3% - republican
5. Arizona 43.1% - republican

Damn, Texas is once again asking for federal aid, they are such a welfare-state, they can't do anything without the other state, they couldn't go independent even if they wanted to!

by Aaradorn March 5, 2024