Phuk Nose

A polite way of writing, "Fuck knows." Also used to bypass content filters, parents, and illiterate jackasses.

Can also be used as an insult.

<kurobeastix>: how'd class go?
<shadowsong>: phuk nose. i didn't go.
<kurobeastix>: LAWL

<imanoob>: wanna cyba?
<shadowsong>: bug off, phuk nose.
<imanoob>: wat.

by Shadowsong December 18, 2010

Nose

Something that lord Voldemort doesn’t have :)

Voldemort: I have a army
Harry: I have a nose
Voldemort: *kills

by Josh dunnnnnn July 9, 2018

nose leather

The dried sloughing of mucous membranes, typically the nose. "Boogers" to the less refined.

"ewwww, the bottom of this desk is coated in nose leather!"

by Eindecker August 31, 2024

running nose

when people have nose bleeds, its just our nose on a period. so when your nose isnt bleeding, its not on its period so when you stick a dick into there and they cum, you will most likely get sick. when your sick you nose runs because it gave birth to babies what run around a butt ton. so boom, running nose

guy 1: can i have some tissues? i have a running nose
guy 2: well then you better catch it

guy 1 : >:(

by THE CANDY MAN DOWN THE STREET March 19, 2023

troll nose

An alien's perspective of a penis. First publicly coined by Ryan Gosling on one of his 'Close Encounter' skits on Saturday Night Live.

"When they (the aliens) saw I was packing a troll nose, they just went right for it."

by largeststorm51 April 14, 2024

Rubber-nosed swamp donkey

Another name for a moose. Nickname derived from their very large muzzle, sometimes described as rubbery or leathery and their affinity for aquatic environments, where they often feed, and their large, somewhat ungainly, donkey-like appearance.

Dusty went hunting for deer and ended up face to face with a rubber-nosed swamp donkey.

by Dr. Robbert October 5, 2025

Bloody Nose Story

A story that contains no purposeful reason for its telling. it yields no enrichment for the listeners, and typically is comical in its lack of importance.

For example, the original bloody nose story of Ainsley stating “I once had a bloody nose at my friends house” and that being the entirety of the story.

by ainsleyb123 December 4, 2021