turkey basted

noun: turkey basted
In the same manner in which a real turkey is basted. You dip the baster into the back end of the turkey as a starting point and draw up the rich, warm broth. And then you pull out the baster and you spread the brothy, gravy-like liberally over the turkey. This process is repeated dozens of times until satisfaction is achieved by the hands holding the baster. So the woman is belly-down, on all fours, is wearing white ankle socks, and has to have her legs crossed and back is arched and she typically would have a small piece of fruit in her mouth the whole time. The act of: As men as two dozen men gather around the woman (as described above) and by fuck’n her in the ass and Masterbating until each man sprays his wad all over her body
“I’m waiting to see if Kim Kardashian leaks a video of Kim getting a turkey basted for herself and sister.”
by BeanTownBeanery December 26, 2021
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Turkey Bastin

When you invite your family for thanksgiving but you broke your thermometer, so you got to make sure they dont have covid, so you put your dick in their ass to check the temperature.
Uncle Joseph, come here! I have to keep turkey bastin yo ass.
by Rancid Bean November 15, 2020
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Turkey Chin

The art of wearing jeans with a zipper and putting the skin of your balls through the zipper therefore creating the “Turkey Chin”
Omg Dave did u see Johns Turkey Chin? It looked like a fleshy prune
by Big Dick CJ September 26, 2017
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Turkey Jawn Fr

The fattest of asses on a singular female.
by Zach Holmgren March 26, 2024
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tree turkey

a jackal or loser
who perches himself high up and hidden
and snipes you like a bitch
dude somebody kill that tree turkey
by seveneight July 22, 2008
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Turkey toes

being a lil goofball
by Lukwww January 12, 2023
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turkey muncher

The act of licking the vagina of an obese woman. Often accompanied with the phrase “gobble, gobble”.
That man Geoff is a right turkey muncher.
by HalfPasty June 21, 2018
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