Birko Shower 

An insult used by scousers to skit people from Birkenhead. It is the act of cleaning yourself over the sink, rather than getting in the shower.

I didn't have time for a shower this morning, had to have a birko shower.

Birko Shower by deadnan420 June 11, 2016

mud shower 

When a girl, during kinky sexual escapades, decides to lay you down, stand over you and let loose a torrent of diarrhea all over your face.

"The sex started great, until she decided to give me a mud shower"

mud shower by Laurel Hard-on June 13, 2017

Hipster shower 

Hipster shower

I got so sick last night I gave myself a hipster shower.

I had to throw up and shit at the same time and I couldn’t get my skinny jeans down fast enough so I shit my diarrhea io my back.

Hipster shower by WakandaMSP May 21, 2018

Brown Shower

To receive the contents of the bowels of another person for sexual gratification. Such practice is common amongst members of the bdsm community.

Nam Nam straddled David above his face and neck, relaxed her large Indian anal sphincter muscles and proceeded to evacuate her bowels. David moaned with pleasure as her watery stools invaded his nose and mouth. She dropped her huge brown shower all over his body.

Brown Shower by MrJim December 21, 2018

Portugese Shower Head 

The act of eccesively drinking liquids, while consuming enough spicy food to give oneself the runs.

Following this procedure you would defacate all over a counterpart giving them a hot, liquid portugese shower.

Our hot water tank broke so Sean performed a Portugese Shower Head on me.

Portugese Shower Head by TheGhostpooper January 19, 2019

carpet shower 

an uncomfortable shower in a bathroom fully carpeted floors walls even the bathtub

guy 1 dude sorry i just got out of my carpet shower
guy 2 what!?

guy 1 i had my bathroom fully carpeted

guy 2 oh god

carpet shower by minniladds December 3, 2019

baby shower 

see bukkake

“You should’ve come to Lisa’s baby shower. Everybody came.”

baby shower by i'mprobablynsfw December 8, 2019