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Sausage

Can be used to describe someone who is making silly mistakes and you don’t want to offend them by swearing at them.
Person 1: I just gave the customer the wrong change..

Person 2: What a sausage.
by Tman5711 February 1, 2025
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A tit wank, with shit as lube!

As opposed to a sausage bap, with red sauce, where period blood is lubricant of choice.
Sausage bap, with brown sauce. Where I went from up her arse, to between her breasts, without cleaning, or douche. Using her poop as lube for a tit wank
by Deezergood January 25, 2026
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Sausage bap, with red sauce

At that time of the month, when parting the Red Sea. Finish with a tit wank, using period blood as lube for a tit wank.
She was a bit too bloody wet to finish, so I gave her sausage bap, with red sauce.

It was like a murder scene when I'd finished.
by Deezergood January 25, 2026
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Sausage log

A hole drilled into a log that is then filled with any kind of sausage product. Commonly used when a dildo is unavailable.
“My husband is out for the week! Time to dust off the old Sausage Log!”
by Plumbermark March 14, 2025
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sausage-ing

sticking your penis into someone else’s foreskin
You love sausage-ing
by William Edward Ramsey March 16, 2025
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Sausage Throater

by Dman76 March 26, 2025
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Snausage

Cody has a snausage
by Nailer Pokey May 31, 2025
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