September 1

September 1 is the day emotional and sensitive people are born
They cry ALOT over the smallest things
For example

September 1 is not a good day.........it’s a emotional day for the sensitive and emotional people

by By Lazycookie June 2, 2022

Stop Sex September

No sex. Masturbation is fine, but absolutely no Sex. Passing will let you move onto Obvious Orgasm October.

Stop Sex September made me feel like a virgin again

by plshelpaaaaaaaaaaaa January 24, 2022

September 3

The best couple ever got together on this day and will love each other always and forever.

September 3: C+J=❤️♾

by 333lover January 30, 2022

26 september

a girl whos name is ellie and is her birthday . very speaciel

ellie is a furry on the 26 september

by matilde and skye, slayy queen February 13, 2022

September 16

people born on this day are hot af and they all have a crush on their best friend but that friend is secretly railing their dad every night and shoves monster sized green shrek dildos up their ass with the vibration setting all the way up with the shrek soundtrack blasting to help them cum

person: “I was born on september 16”

other person: “that best friend you have a crush on is railing your dad and is weirdly attracted to shrek”

by xxslaybitchxx March 8, 2022

September 11

The day that Chilean president Salvador Allende was overthrown in a CIA-backed coup by Augusto Pinochet back in 1973.

You thought September 11 was just the 2001 terrorist attack, didn't you?

by ColorwheelHex April 3, 2022

September 15

The birthday for rlly hot people

“My bday is September 15th”

“Omg that’s so hot makeout with me”

by Queefingqueen12031 April 18, 2022