Side family

The family you are somewhat ashamed of but would rather be hanging with

I wish I could've gone to drink with my side family but my main family was having a dinner

by Zacokalo January 4, 2022

side cap

When your side bitch know she a side bitch but she cool with it and be airing it with no cap

Ridge view homie: Dam homie noodle is my mf dawg he’s got his side chick knowing she a side chick no cap
Me: you mean his side chick is no cap a side cap!
Ridgeview homie: lhfh u know it!!!

by anonymous September 4, 2023

Side Knot

When the knot on your shoe is tied to the side because of sitting with your one leg bent onto the other leg in order to tie your shoe, instead of bending over.

-"Man, I was too lazy this morning to bend over and tie my shoe."

-"I can tell, you have a Side Knot."

by jaminjason November 20, 2011

Spotify and Side Hug

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.

Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"

by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016

side stitch

When fat people run their side, Normally in the ribcage area is in the most extreme pain anyone has ever felt. Some would say worse than pregnancy.

Gurtrude: I have a side stitch.
John: Fat ass

by Dingleberry Cutter May 21, 2024

South side scalping

When you’re fucking a girl and her wig/weave falls out.

I went down to the heights and gave this bitch a south side scalping.

by Southsidezach April 3, 2022

Side Quest

Any person, object or activity that becomes unexpectedly thrown at you and is a total inconvenience and disrupts your original plans

“Remember last night when we left the bar to go straight home but ended up having to drop that chick off at her house at 2 am?” “Yeah, she was a total Side Quest!”

by discounthonduran71 May 8, 2023