by Ress Girls October 22, 2018
Get the John Sanermug. A very sexy beast with a large penis
by John Higgins May 25, 2017
Get the john higginsmug. he is a shy retarded boy who loves pussy and gets it a lot he thinks of fucking and usually ejaculates
your such a fuckboi john
by thomas harvell January 5, 2017
Get the Johnmug. The most amazing and talented man ever. Super hot and a member of The Beatles in 1963- 1970. They broke up because of his stupid second wife. He started and failed art college. If you don't know who John Lennon is, you have serious problems because you looked him up. He is not God, nor is he anything close. He was talented, amazing, hot and funny. Despite what a previous definition stated, he was not mean but slightly tempermental. He had two sons and two wives. His sons were John Charels Jullian Lennon and Shawn Lennon. His first wife was Cynthia Lennon and his second was the demon woman, Yoko Ono. He was shot and killed in front of the Dakoda building in New York. He was shot twice in the back, twice in the shoulder and one bullet missed.
by Lennon Lover February 19, 2010
Get the John Lennonmug. Very,Very, Very, Very, Very, Very, Very, Very, old dinosaur age guy who looks like a fucking turtle.
Dude#1: Look it's a 150 year old Turtle!!
Dude#2: No it's not, It's John McCain.
Dude#1: Oh your right!!
Both: Laughing
Dude#2: No it's not, It's John McCain.
Dude#1: Oh your right!!
Both: Laughing
by Urban Prufesur January 1, 2009
Get the John McCainmug. English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. Also, a knight. His best accomplishment is that he is the father of American Idol Contestant and now singer Michael Johns
by SuckMyJohns2 December 31, 2008
Get the Elton Johnsmug. John Gotti? Oh, the cocky retard who always got out of racket charges because he's a rich prick who fed off Carlo and his previous godfathers.
by Matryks May 26, 2006
Get the John Gottimug.