Nerd

A person who doesn't work, pay bills, is still living at their parents, and plays WoW all day.

Jon Boyd is a text book example of nerd.

by badassshaddypriest March 30, 2009

Nerd status

When one has reached the highest level of nerdiness. Someone who has all the generic nerd qualities and more. Every single type of nerd, geek, dweeb or reject aspects you can think of all rolled in to one.

Guy 1 " Have you seen what that freak _____ is wearing today?"

Guy 2 " *Jock laugh* Yeah bro hes totally reached nerd status. I had to beat him twice as hard for it! "

Guy 1 " *high five/chest bump* Rofl Waffle!"

by GabbyTheDelinquent August 17, 2011

nerd alert

Any vehicle that has a cargo container attached to the roof rack.

Upon attaching the thule box to her SUV, Heather drove off for vacation in her nerd alert.

by JDubb July 20, 2003

nerdbutt

A person that is very blonde like and makes her own words

Sveta aka Heartbreaker is a nerdbutt

by mysteryman19 April 30, 2005

duck head nerd

To be a dork, or loser.

Man, you a duck head nerd

by Philip March 18, 2005

Food Nerd

One who knows about the latest restaurant in town and has basic knowledge of it's menu selection. They brag about the newest restaurants and the latest apps. These 'foodies' also tend to have the latest app that tells them about the latest restaurant. Typically they're overweight and use overpriced restaurant entrees to temporarily quell their inadequacies and loneliness.

Michelle: Have you been to Johnny Cocks yet??
You: Um, nah..I dont really know where that is.
Michelle: OMG, you HAVE to go! That place is amazing! They serve a dish called 'shit on a shingle' and it's revolutionary
You: Ok, sounds good I guess...but I'm saving my money for some new running shoes. I'm not really a Food Nerd so I guess I'm not hip to those new places that last a few months.
Michelle: Oh.

by itakepwnership May 25, 2014

Nerd

Noun-Slag short for Andrea Stratton

"That nerd works at the coffee shop."

by Nerdizzle April 27, 2009