Max Vance

He makes F's, you make A's

Do I have to put one?

by Miles November 10, 2003

Office-max Tango

When two or more people repeatedly staple their shirts or genitals together whilst high/drunk and attempt to dance

ex:”Jason,Kyle, and mason all did the office-max tango at mikaylas party last night.”

by scrimmykimpus April 15, 2018

Boof maxxing

When someone boofs to their full potential, and really stretches their limits.

Yo have you seen this thing called boof maxxing, the way you do it is boof to your full potential

by IXdekeXI May 28, 2025

Max Phipps

The fattest poser in the world. You can barely see his face under his hair which he thinks looks cool. Max is such a player who looks about 10 and can really not kiss.

Friend : "I met a guy the other day"
Me : "what's his name"
Friend : "max phipps"
Me : "kill him!"

by Ezcrzy November 30, 2021

, MAX PROFITS

Something you say when things are going better than expected or your profit ratio has reached it's full potential. It is often conjoined with the phrase, "ROMANS!" more often than not. A high Five or other congratulatory gesture is often expected immediately after this happy phrase is shouted.

"My stocks just shot through the roof, MAX PROFITS!"
"Bro, she slept over and left in the morning without me even asking, MAX PROFITS!"
"I just found 600 dollars, MAX PROFITS, ROMANS!"

by PaulyMcity February 5, 2014

Max Bailey

Bigger heavy set man that will make you cream your pants in less than a matter of seconds.

Did you see Max Bailey walking down the street yesterday. He made me cream my panties.

by anonymous March 4, 2022

Max

A 14 year oldkid who is very high because he does way too much biking, running, and swimming. His goal is to do a fucking half Ironman next summer what an idiot

Did you hear that max just biked another 100 miles. What a fucking showoff

by Stardad69 September 6, 2019